When his mother decides to go back to school, the whole family is expected to take on more chores. When that doesn't work, Greg's mom hires a maid. Greg thinks this is a great idea--he can make the maid do all his chores and his laundry. He has no idea who he is dealing with however, this particular maid doesn't work. She is a marathon soap opera watcher--Greg makes it his job to expose her. Later, Greg is excited to go to his first school lock-in where all the kids will spend the night locked in and having a party. Of course, this is not what really happens. The boys and girls are separated and the boys have to play silly little kid games. The chaperones take all their electronics, and the boys don't really have any people skills.